Old Ringers ✦ May 15 – 24, 2026

by Joe Simonelli

Directed by Michelle Peterson

BOX OFFICE HOURS
6:00pm – 8:00pm | May 15 & 16, May 22 & 23
1:00pm – 3:00pm | May 17, May 24

The lobby opens 1 hour prior to curtain. The house opens approximately ½ hour prior to curtain. Performances will take place in the The Robert B. Stewart Performance Hall.

Old Ringers by Joe Simonelli

When four sassy senior women accidentally stumble into the phone "companionship" business, hilarity is only a phone call away!

Desperate to spice up their golden years (and supplement their Social Security checks), these longtime friends decide to take matters—and a few risqué phone calls—into their own hands. What begins as a cheeky scheme soon spirals into outrageous escapades involving nosy neighbors, a suspicious and disapproving daughter, and more than a few double entendres.

Old Ringers is a laugh-out-loud comedy that proves you're never too old to stir up a little mischief. With quick wit, big heart, and just enough scandal to keep things interesting, this madcap romp is perfect for fans of The Golden Girls with a twist!

Runtime: Approximately 1 hour and 45 minutes.

Content Advisory: Contains mature themes and language that may not be suitable for all audiences.

Adult Humor and Innuendo: The plot revolves around a group of senior citizens who start a phone sex service to raise money. As such, there are numerous jokes, double entendres, and suggestive situations.

Mild Profanity: Some mild language is used throughout the play for comedic effect.

Discussion of Mature Topics: While presented in a comedic light, the play touches on themes of financial hardship in retirement and the often-unconventional ways people cope with it.

Old Ringers is a farce intended for adult audiences and is designed to provoke laughter through its witty dialogue and outrageous premise. We recommend this production for those who appreciate bawdy humor and lighthearted takes on mature subjects. Parental discretion is advised.